there was a estate sale about 4 miles from our place in chicago today that was advertised as "large collection of bar items." Bar items I thought, interesting. I hoped in the mini and headed over. Well, there were lots of bar items, but nothing resembling a corkscrew.
Tomorrow the lovely bride is running the Chicago marathon! Go Tink!!!!!!!!!!!!!
josef@vintagecorkscrews.com corkscrewing around 
How did the lovely bride do?