happy thanksgiving

twas the day before thanksgiving, and she roamed the house.

corkscrews were everywhere, and she said to her spouse,

"this screwy habit of yours, is taking over our flat"

he  looked at her astonished, whilst stroking "Helix," the cat.

 

do you think, we could stop, just for a day she requested.

he nodded his head, thinking of the time he invested

so Thanksgiving  will be a corkscrewless day

except for one’s use on a puligny-montrachet

 

it’s only one day, and then back to corkscrewing 

 to BINing, to sniping, to refreshing/renewing

so, ebay is yours lads, for one day at least

whilst I prepare turkey and a thanksgiving feast.

 

 

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