happy thanksgiving

twas the day before thanksgiving, and she roamed the house.
corkscrews were everywhere, and she said to her spouse,
"this screwy habit of yours, is taking over our flat"
he  looked at her astonished, whilst stroking "Helix," the cat.
do you think, we could stop, just for a day she requested.
he nodded his head, thinking of the time he invested
so Thanksgiving  will be a corkscrewless day
except for one’s use on a puligny-montrachet
it’s only one day, and then back to corkscrewing 
 to BINing, to sniping, to refreshing/renewing
so, ebay is yours lads, for one day at least
whilst I prepare turkey and a thanksgiving feast.

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