no corkscrews

Ordinarily, I would have something to say about a great corkscrew find…but, I go outside to walk Sonoma the Wonderdog this morning, and see that the back of my Mini is partially bashed in by some idiot who apparently doesn’t know how to parallel park–this is not a "door-ding" this will require going to the body shop!
And, of course, they would have had to hit my car with a certain amount of force.  The Jackass would of have to of known, but there was no note, no apologies, just damage.  GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!