wanted legs corkscrews

I was perusing craigslist, and ran across a person looking for ladies legs corkscrews. I gave him a call to see how much he was paying, and he was pretty shocked when I offered him a pair I had for the amount I would expect for them. He did admit that he was willing to pay more than 2 dollars, but several hundred seemed like a stretch. So, I asked him if he collected other types of corkscrew, and he said "no, only this type." Then, I asked him how many pair he had, he responded, "just the one." And, a nice pair they are. All flesh!