a wayward u-neek and John Legend

Well, it has been a hellish three weeks for a fellow corkscrew collector (who shall remain nameless). As he explained the story to me, I was astonished, heartsick, and felt genuinely bad for him. So, here is what happened. Apparently the collector was looking to have a logo designed for a website, and had decided on his u-neek to be the corkscrew of choice. So, he takes his u-neek, wraps it bubble wrap, throws it in a box, and mails it "certified" through the US postal service to a friend who would be designing the logo. A week goes by, and the u-neek doesn’t show up. And, it was mailed priority!. After talking the postal service, they said it was signed for… However, the collector didn’t insure the item (uh oh!). We talked on the phone, and I assured him, that I had never lost an item that I had mailed, and perhaps it would turn up eventually. Well, this morning I received an email that said, "I GOT THE U-NEEK BACK IN THE MAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I guess, it somehow was returned!!!
On another note, the lovely and I are off to see John Legend!