merely a flesh wound

King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!

Black Knight: I move for no man.

King Arthur: So be it!
[They fight until Arthur cuts off Black Knight’s left arm]

King Arthur: Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!

Black Knight: ‘Tis but a scratch!

King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm’s off!

Black Knight: No, it isn’t!

King Arthur: Well, what’s that then?

King Arthur: I’ve had worse.

King Arthur: You liar!

Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!
[They fight again. Arthur cuts off the Knight’s right arm]

King Arthur: Victory is mine!
[Kneels to pray]

King Arthur: We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy –
[Cut off by the Knight kicking him]

Black Knight: Come on, then.

King Arthur: What?

Black Knight: Have at you!

King Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!

Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?

King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You’ve got no arms left!

A Syroco Knight corkscrew with no arms or legs, or body, has been listed on eBay. What will it bring?