then there’s maud(e)

Lady Godiva was a freedom rider
She didnt’ care if the whole world looked.
Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her
She was a sister who really cooked.

Isadora was the first bra burner

And you’re glad she showed up. (Oh yeah)

And when the country was falling apart

Betsy Ross got it all sewed up.

And then there’s Maude.

And then there’s Maude.

And then there’s Maude.

And then there’s Maude.


And then there’s Maude.

And then there’s Maude.

And then there’s

That old compromisin’, enterprisin’, anything but tranquilizing,

Right on Maude.

Unfortunately, there ISN’T a Maud’s patent heading my way. I sniped, and hoped, but got beaten out by an obscene amount.

Oh well, perhaps on the next rare patent!!!