That said, the EISP (evil internet service provider) moniker shall remain. I just like the way it sounds, and given their response time to the outage, they definitely deserve the descriptor.
But, back to corkscrewing!
The Just for Openers convention starts in two weeks. And, both TC and I are flying out to see what openers (and corkscrews) can be had in San Antonio. I have been stockpiling tradebait for the meeting, and will continue to do so over the coming days. The latest find might be a little hard to part with; a nice pocket knife with corkscrew advertising American Brewing Co.