look you stupid bastard, you’ve got no arms left

And, what does that have to do with corkscrews?

Well, yesterday a Golden Knight (not a black knight) was listed on eBay. But, not only is he missing his arms and legs, he is missing his entire body.

Should you want a golden knight without a body. Or, alternatively, should you have a golden knight body whose head has gone missing, here is link to the listing.